Tiger-Stripe's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[FF Macbeth]

Not bad.

This was pretty enjoyable. I like Macbeth, and I LOVE final fantasy, so this was pretty good. Although, if you're going to do more, I have a few suggestions. First, gets some voice actors. If you're doing anything Shakespeare, there is way too much stuff being said to read it. There was way too much to read in this. Also, try having a little more going on. The last part was extremely boring, when they just stood, didn't move, and you had to read everything. Other than that, this was OK for a first try. Try to fix the things I mentioned, and I bet you really could do the entire play.

[CNN: The Special Report]

That's what I'm talking about!

That was loads better than your Skittlez N Bitz series. I can tell you put a lot of thought into writing this one, versus the others where you just put in really bad jokes. I will admit that the part with Jeff was dragged out way longer than it needed to be, as seems to be a habit with your animations, but other than that I really liked this.

Or maybe it's just I've been playing roms of RCR and Earthbound for about 2 weeks straight. Nah..I liked it. Good job, for a

P.S. You mispronounced chocobo.

[Sock Episode 3]

Dude,

If this is the stuff you dream about, then I can understand where you came up with stuff like Salad Fingers or the Spoilsbury Toast Boy. You are one disturbed man, David Firth. With and extraordinary talent for animation. Now, I'm going to go cower in fear from whatever those polar bear things were. They were just terrifying.

*goes and cries to self in a corner*

[Skittles N' Bitz 6]

Are you kidding me?

You're already at number 6? It's been less than a week since you came out with number 4! Are you even trying? You're getting worse than all the n00bs of the site who submit every single piece of crap the come out with just to see their names on NG. I didn't think it was possible, but your jokes are getting even worse. What were you thinking? Was it something like "LOL, I made an armpit joke" or "ROFLMAO, he farted"? You aren't funny, and you need to realize this about yourself. You have some of the best talent with sprites I've ever seen. In my opinion, it's right up there with Randy Solem or Jeff Lindbolm. You have talent and you're wasting it. What a shame.

[Blvrd. of Broken Dreams]

Pretty good.

Especially for a first submission. I can tell you have some really good potential. Just a few pointers for your next one, though.

First, try to avoid repeating the same scenes over and over again. It isn't really proffesional. Also, try to fix the walking animation. It didn't look quite right. Other than that, this was really good for a first try.

[Skittles N' Bitz 5]

*sigh*

Yet another pointless and unfunny Skittles N' Bitz. Once again, I see you use the word 'random' as an excuse to come up with really bad jokes and to take way to long getting to them. The only reason I watch these movies is because you have really good talent with sprites. It's just a shame you're wasting it with this painfully bad series. Maybe a serious movie would be better for you, since you aren't funny.

[Sonic In The City Ep.6]

Jesus...

You're still doing this? Jeez. You must love self-humiliation. So. Now you're ripping off Sonic Heroes instead of Sonic X, hmm? It still sucks. I'm fine with it having no plot, but you could have at least tried to put some effort into this. All it was was Sonic, Tails, and Knux running back and forth the entire time. No effort whatsoever. Just stop it, before you hurt yourself. Try being original, that might work.

[Sonic In The City-Season2]

For the love of God!!

It's that same trailer over again!!! This is exactly the same as the trailer you made for season 1, except now you're ripping off Sonic Heroes instead of Sonic X. If I were you, I'd scrap this series now before you humiliate yourself even further.

[Skittles N' Bitz 4]

I wasn't expecting much.

Seeing as how this came out when the other one was still on the front page. I'm sad to say i was right. All of theses "skits" were once again just overly long setups for bad punchlines. A goomba comes out of a block and mario swears of mushrooms. Not funny. Peter Pan flies into a tree. Not funny. There were no cars coming, but Ness gets hit by a car. Not funny. An old man gives the cashier a cracker, wants it back and falls. Not funny. Luigi looks for Mario, and gets hit with a hammer. Not funny. A gamer enters a code, then Link is near a fat lady and screames. Not funny. Two creatures have a very limitied battle of 'wits', One loses, then they start dancing for no reason. Not funny. You are good with the sprites, and the style, you just suck at being funny.

[Tech SUpport II]

Cool animation but...

Since he never reads or responds to reviews, I will use this opportunity to address those who have left reviews for any Foamy toons.

First, the haters. I think i speak for the fans when I say shut the fuck up. If you don't like Foamy, don't watch it. It's as simple as that. How can you expect anyone to beleive that you don't like him when all you do is wait around to watch every single thing he comes out with just to give it a bad review? Also, stopping getting angry that he has a lot of fans, or that he sells merch at Hot Topic. If you were as big as him, you would probably do the same crap he does. Also, not all of his fans are 13. I am 17. I am a fan of Foamy. I will give you that the 13 year old fans are the crazy ones, but they aren't the only ones. He does not need to kill himself, and he does not ned to stop with foamy.

Now, don't all you Foamy freaks go "WOOT!!!11!!1ONE! TIGER_STRIPE IS RIGHT!!!!1!111" 'cause I'm coming after you next. Calm the hell down. Foamy is not God. Foamy should not be president. Foamy is not the best idea ever conceived. He is merely a funny cartoon that makes valid points in a comical manner. He is not meant to be taken so literally. Case in point: While browsing the reviews for "Unmentionable Auction", I found two hundred, yes, TWO FREAKIN' HUNDRED, reviews that asked where they could buy Germaine's ass pops. You people need to shut down your computers, go outside, and get some fresh air. IT ISN'T REAL!!! Just move on with your lives, and let foamy entertain you now and then. Don't let foamy run your lives.

Whew!! That felt good. I've been waiting to say that for a long time.