Tiger-Stripe's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Phoenix Wrong 3]

What's the big deal?

I mean, seriously, why is everyone acting like this is some huge, amazing thing? All it was was Phoenix Wright sprites mouthing to a bunch of random audio clips. There wasn't even any attempts at lip-syncing to make up for the overall lack of effort. Honestly, given those sprites and enough time, absolutely anybody on Newgrounds who knows how to use Flash could have done exactly the same. There is nothing uniquely interesting or intriguing about this thing.

AshfordPride responds:

I'm as amazed as you are.

[Evilberry Loves Rupee]

I have to say...

FagBag is definately an appproriate name for you. Listen, pal: I've worked with Ruppeeclock before. He's a very talented animator, unlike you. Anyway, your animation sucks harder than Paris Hilton on spring break. If you can even call it an animation. It was basically just moving photos around, and some art that you probably didn't do yourself. I'm guessing you swapped this one in after something else got it passed judgement, judging by previous reviews. That's illegal here.

You do this crap, yet you call someone ELSE gay? Your only fooling youself, buddy.

FagBagClock responds:

"It was basically just moving photos around, and some art that you probably didn't do yourself."

So.. sort of a more advanced version of your (sprite) animations then? I see.

[SSB: Brawl 2 preview]

Needs more.

The animation was great, the artwork was great, but it needs a lot more. Some things include a preloader, an explanation of what happened/is happening, and Ness. Can't wait 'till it's done, though.

Regeneration responds:

If I told you what happens, there'd be no surprises. what happened? watch Brawl 1.

[LegendaryFrog - Bad News]

Woah, Deja Vu!

This is just like when all those talentless Star Syndicate members (redundant, I know) made false Ill Will Press tributes. Except now it's talentless, noob clocks (once again, redundant) doing it to Legendary Frog. Same thing, new group of nobodies getting pissed an actual animator. You're all just jealous because he, unlike yourselves, actually tried to be an individual animator with his own style. You, on the other hand, jumped on the preverbial 'bandwagon' deciding to be another faceless, useless cult member and no one will ever recognize as a real animator. They'll only see another member of your group. Legendary Frog did his own thing, and got famous. You did everyone else's thing, and didn't get jackshit. Just give it up already.

GameSlave responds:

Many of the Star Syndicate members are talented. This is a Glock movie, not a Clock movie. I'm not jealous of LegendaryFrog. I don't care if anyone recognizes me as a "real" animator. I'm not giving it up. :)

[Skittles N' Bitz 7]

You know what?

I give up. I keep watching your movies hoping I'll see something good, but the truth is there hasn't been anything since those CNN things. Let's face it: You are the next Randy Solem. There's no question about it. You talent with sprites is nearly unparalleled, and you even have your own collection page. I've seen some of your other stuff besides SnB, and it's really good. So why do you insist on staying with this? It's just a series of bad punch lines with overly long setups, most of which are stolen from Family Guy, Robot Chicken, or somewhere else. You should go back the the CNN Special Reports. Those were funny. I actually laughed out loud at those, and that doesn't usually happen with me.

MajinPiccolo responds:

YAY Finally you give up. I'm sick and tired of getting your shitty reviews.

No offense but you haven't done any better when it comes to sprite animation. I understand you don't like my stuff. So STOP Watching every movie I release.

[Final Fantasy X Shorts]

You see this? This shit of animation right here?

This is why the Clock Crew needs to die. Asswipe noobs like you putting out any piece of shit you can come up with and then getting it passed by slapping on a picture of a clock and an ear-wrenching voice simulator. All you did was trace some FFX characters, or just leave the picture and forget tracing it, and played some bullshit audio a 4 year old would find immature. If I didn't know better, I'd think you were from the Barney Bunch. Not only that, but you went out of your way to bash FF7! That game would own FFX and the whole freaking clock crew in an instant.

Just stay out of the portal altogether you clock-sucking homophobe.

IndigloClock responds:

Listen to me, you ABUSIVE minor, I think it's freaking hilarious when immature people like you get mad at our flash. To us, this is all a joke. We laugh, submit, some others laugh too, and everything is fun fun fun.

Now, for the rebuttal. You were complaining about our traces? Well at least our traces were done by us. This is a step up from your OUTRIGHT THEFT of old sprites, most of which based off of the work of Yoshitako Amano and a few others - which I can guarantee are NOT public domain. At least we worked on ours, you copied and pasted.

Secondly, We put clocks on our stuff because we ARE, if that gets us through judgement so be it. Yet YOU on the other hand RIDE the coattails of great things like Futurama, Megaman, and the old Final Fantasy Series to get through judgment, so DON'T CRITICIZE US for doing the exact same thing that you did on ALL FOUR of your submissions.

And of course we bash Final Fantasy 7, who cares? What self respecting girl walks around with a huge fake chest almost spilling out of a skin tight tanktop (TIFA)? None one!

So, in summation, enjoy our nice response Minor. And get a life outside the portal - there is a REAL WORLD out there where people can interact! It's just outside! Go check it out sometime. And don't take CARTOONS so seriously! You're going to give yourself a heart attack.

PS - Minors have no business watching adult flash.

B

[Sesame Street Unleashed]

Have you heard of the Barney Bunch?

Those guys are all about sick, perverted fantasies based on childrens TV characters. Maybe they'll accept you, becuase chances are the rest of NG won't.

boinky33 responds:

Then why is every review below you positive?