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Phoenix Wrong 3 Phoenix Wrong 3

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

What's the big deal?

I mean, seriously, why is everyone acting like this is some huge, amazing thing? All it was was Phoenix Wright sprites mouthing to a bunch of random audio clips. There wasn't even any attempts at lip-syncing to make up for the overall lack of effort. Honestly, given those sprites and enough time, absolutely anybody on Newgrounds who knows how to use Flash could have done exactly the same. There is nothing uniquely interesting or intriguing about this thing.

AshfordPride responds:

I'm as amazed as you are.

EgoCity Chap V disk2 EgoCity Chap V disk2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Bravo! Simply amazing.

An amazing end for such an amazing series. I've always loved Ego City, even before I'd even heard of Newgrounds, and I have to say you did not dissapoint. One thing I've always loved about Ego City is something you don't see very often in other Flash Series: You always got better. Every single episode, you improved in every single aspect of it. The artwork, the style, the voices, the music, the fight scenes, well, you get the idea. This is simply put one of the greatest series on NG, and probably the entire internet. Congratulations, and thank you for Ego City.

However, I am left wondering one thing: What's next for you? Ego Cities over, so I wonder what you'll be doing next? I would love to see something else from you, maybe another music video or something. But whatever you decide, please keep up the good work.

Burnt Face Man 6 Burnt Face Man 6

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Genius, as always.

Yet another amazing flash from David Firth. Burnt Face Man just keeps getting better. But, do you really get emails or reviews like that? I feel sorry for you if you do. I hate people like that.

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Linkin Park - Crawling Linkin Park - Crawling

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Way overrated

This really isn't that great. The artwork was alright, but when you traced(which I'm assuming you did, because it was kind of obvious) the band members, they ended up looking like grumpy old men. You would have gottena better score in style, but the lip-synicing was so sinfully bad that I couldn't give it more than 5. In all, it's not the worst thing I've seen on Newgrounds, but it's very, very, VERY far from being the best.

Final Fantasy Z-2 Final Fantasy Z-2

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Calm down people, it's not that great.

Seriously, it isn't. I mean, all it was was a pointless battle scene, and a lot of weak attempts to appeal to Newgrounds users. I'm talking about the clock/stick bashing, and using lame word jokes like havein FBF as an attack. Besides, X-2 sucks anyway.

Evilberry Loves Rupee Evilberry Loves Rupee

Rated 0 / 5 stars

I have to say...

FagBag is definately an appproriate name for you. Listen, pal: I've worked with Ruppeeclock before. He's a very talented animator, unlike you. Anyway, your animation sucks harder than Paris Hilton on spring break. If you can even call it an animation. It was basically just moving photos around, and some art that you probably didn't do yourself. I'm guessing you swapped this one in after something else got it passed judgement, judging by previous reviews. That's illegal here.

You do this crap, yet you call someone ELSE gay? Your only fooling youself, buddy.

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FagBagClock responds:

"It was basically just moving photos around, and some art that you probably didn't do yourself."

So.. sort of a more advanced version of your (sprite) animations then? I see.

The Ultimate Showdown The Ultimate Showdown

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Way to kill the Bauman!!

Yeah, I saw it. Good for you. I also appreciate the nod to Shaq Fu, easily the worst game I've ever played. It's so bad it's funny, know what I mean? Bravo to you both, I'll be surprised if this ever drops from #1 on the site.

Super Smash Bros Massacre Super Smash Bros Massacre

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Good Idea, horrible execution.

First off, let me just say that I think that NEPats17 was trying to say that we already knew that Rayman, Megaman, and Sonic weren't there, so you didn't have to tell us in your comments. Maybe instead of telling people to read your comments, you should start reading the reviews.

Anyway, about the animation. I'll try to put this nicely: it sucked. I can see you tried to use some new techniques by splitting the sprites into sections (head, arms, etc.) but it was very shoddily done and you were probably better off using the regular sprites as they were. Also, there wasn't really enough SSB stuff in there to deserve to call this a SSB movie. Sure DK and Mario were there, but they didn't do enough to matter. The concept behind this was pretty good, but the final product was pretty bad.

captain-hasselhoff responds:

Thanks for constructive critism, I'm always happy to have it.

I also read the reviews and alot of them said how different this was to SSBM, so I thought I'd just point out what I keep trying to say in the comments, but still nobody listened to me, which got me pretty pissed.

But anyway sorry you didn't like it, I'll try to improve for the future.

Exotic Chocolates Exotic Chocolates

Rated 0 / 5 stars

I shed a tear...

...for the death of Ill Will Press. Let us rember him as he lived, as a talented animator that made valid points about things in a comical manner, and not remember him as he died: a hentai-spewing, fanboy-pleasing, all caps-typing, racist pervert. R.I.P. Foamy. Your old work will be missed.

P.S. Before all you fanboys flame me and mark this as abusive, I am fully aware that Jonathan Ian Mathers is alive. It's Ill Will and Foamy who have died a most shameful death.

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Super Mario RPG Tribute Super Mario RPG Tribute

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Man, that rocked. It reminded me more of FF Tribute - Chocobo Mix than of Zelda Sing-a-long, but that's a good thing. A very good thing. Great job.