Tiger-Stripe's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Burnt Face Man 5]

As usual, Burnt Face Man delivers.

Great, just great, as always. BFM has always been one of my favorites and always will be. Although, I don't remember him having a Sonic Boom or a Robot Horse. Where the heck did those come from?

[Simple and Clean Collab]

Eh...

Personally, I prefer the remix of this song, but w/e.

Personal tastes aside, this animation pretty much bites. The only decent parts I saw were from DC5 Boi, Diamondz, and evilludy. Everyone else was either really bad or really lazy. Now, when I say lazy, I mean the few people who just traced a picture of a FF/KH character (like Cloud, Red XIII, and Rikku) and just added mouth loop to pretend to lip sync, and the one instant where someone (i forget who) decided to completely forgoe tracing it, and just put a picture of sora with a mouth loop as their part. As for the lip syncing, well, there wasn't any. The whole thing was just one giant 'WTF' moment for me, and I hate that.

[Sesame Street Unleashed]

Have you heard of the Barney Bunch?

Those guys are all about sick, perverted fantasies based on childrens TV characters. Maybe they'll accept you, becuase chances are the rest of NG won't.

boinky33 responds:

Then why is every review below you positive?

[Halloween Hoopla]

Here we go again...

It's another illwill toon. And once again we will have a bunch of asshole haters who won't watch it and just leave reviews like "FAOMY IS TEH SUCK!! VOTE 00!!1 and a bunch of moronic, ridalin-deprived, 13 year old fans who will watch it, but still leave reviews like "WOOT111! FAOMY IS TEH r0XerZ!!! VOTE FIFEN!!". God damn it people!! Calm the hell down.

All you haters need to just stop watching foamy. How hard is it to not watch something you hate? You don't see all the clock haters watching every single clock crew movie for the sole reason of leaving hateful reviews, do you? No!! We don't do that. We let the CC be, and don't bother with it. You foamy haters should try the same. If you don't like it don't watch it. It doesn't take that many brain cells to figure it out.

And all you fans need to chill the hell out. Stop leaving reviews in all caps, filled with web slang and horribly misspelled words. Just leave a normal review like a sensible Newgrounds user would. Take your pills, and watch the freaking movie as if it were a freaking movie, and not as if it was a gift from God himself. Also, stop taking everything that foamy says to heart. In case you don't realize this: HE IS JOKING!!! It is not meant to be taken at face value! It's a joke!

Jeez! You people make me so mad!

[Smooth Sephiroth]

Look...

Just becuase you have an FFVII FMV does not make you an animator. Hell, I could tweak a few words in some old song to match FF and put some random FF movie behind it too, but I don't becuase it's a bad idea. And you know what else, you probably didn't even make this. I had to right click to press play, (since you have no preloader, and therefore no way to tell when it's ready) and I saw that the text hadn't even been added in flash. It was part of the FMV. So, my question to you is: who really wrote that crappy song and put in front of that FMV, cause it sure as hell wasn't you. God. I just can't see how this made underdog of the week. Turd of the week maybe, but underdog?

[Boredom Strikes]

At least it's not Skittlez N' Bits...

I agree with a lot of previous reviewers in that this was extremely random, but it wasn't stupid random like most random things are. It acutally kept me interested. This was pretty good, but if this is the stuff you think of when you do drawn animations, then I'd stick to sprites if I were you.

[SnB: Halloween Edition]

*sigh*

Once again, SnB fails to be funny. And I'm especially mad this time. For the entire thing, all of your 'jokes' (and I use that term VERY lightly) just invloved something falling down. Every single 'skit' just ended with something falling over. Nothing funny about that. Then, you had a chance to actually make a good joke with that Osama bin Laden costume idea, and when you got to the end....HE JUST FREAKING FELL DOWN!!! Jesus Christ!! You could have done absolutely anything with that setup!! The possibilities were endless! And all you did was make another falling joke?! Are you even trying?!

MajinPiccolo responds:

Honestly, if you don't like SnB, STOP WATCHING IT.

I have to tell you something.

SnB wasn't made to give you a chuckle, or to make you "LYAO", it's meant to leave you saying, WTF, or confused. It's meant to have no meaning. Not to please people with my sense of humor.

[8 Bit D&D]

Awesome

This was great. Even though I've never played D&D, I love 8BT, so this was really enjoyable. This is exactly what I would imagine a typical game would look like, though. I also like the few, obscure 8 Bit Theatre references thrown in there, like BM killing the onion kid and Garland's inspirational posters. Everything about this seemed to fit in perfectly.

["I Will Win"Ill Mitch Vid]

I was not aware russian rap existed.

And now I am ever so glad it does. That was so funny I almost crapped myself. I'm actually finding it really hard to write this review, since I'm still laughing at Ill Mitch. Excuse me:

BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Anyway, your animation was excellent too. A lot better than most crap you see spamming the portal by a longshot. Great jog with this, and I hope we here more Ill Mitch from you in the future.

[CNN: The Special Report 2]

Very nice sequel.

I was going to say that this was way to soon to come out with the second one, since it is. And, I was also going to warn you not to let this become another Skittles N' Bitz, where you just start pumping out crappy episodes rapid fire just to get them out there. But, since you said (or was it promised?) not to make more of this series, I'll just say nice job. Also, if you do want to keep making series, I would choose this and drop Skittles N' Bitz, because that series sucks and this one rocks. Very good job on this one. Just slow down a little. It's not a race or anything.